How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
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