oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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