I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
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If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
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I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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