I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
this beer tastes like vomit already
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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