just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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