Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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