you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
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That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
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He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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