Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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