Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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