I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
The police scanner is talking about you again....
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
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