he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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