Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
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Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
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If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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