Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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