does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Randomize
