My pussy is not your playground.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
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After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
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siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
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