I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
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You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
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As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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