Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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