Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
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We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
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My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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