Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
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He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
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I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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