Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
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WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
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He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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