you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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