Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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