We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
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you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
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She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
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