so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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