barbara walters just said penis...
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
Randomize
