found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
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I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
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Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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