How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
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I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
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I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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