would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
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I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
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He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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