Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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