i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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