I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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