im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Everything about him screamed your future.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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