I feel great
I just peed on a car
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Randomize