guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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