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Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.

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Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.

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i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party

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Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.

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I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.

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We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba

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