So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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