Grow some girl-balls and come out already
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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