I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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