: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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