if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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