i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
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