Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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