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I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to

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(614): I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to http://tfl.nu/gbtt

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official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.

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(407): official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer. http://tfl.nu/fxe4

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Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here

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(906): Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here http://tfl.nu/0qbu

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how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.

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(+44): how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it. http://tfl.nu/3ndz

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She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.

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(303): She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love. http://tfl.nu/koii

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i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.

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(516): i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me. http://tfl.nu/fl66

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some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night

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(262): some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night http://tfl.nu/wjmk

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If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.

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(717): If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving. http://tfl.nu/mp36

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The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.

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(443): The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook. http://tfl.nu/hkf6

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thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.

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(206): thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it. http://tfl.nu/8gdu

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Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.

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(740): Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life. http://tfl.nu/e384

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We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon

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(904): We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon http://tfl.nu/g9lm

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And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.

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(517): And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you. http://tfl.nu/j63g

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We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.

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(212): We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere. http://tfl.nu/afoi

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I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.

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(706): I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos. http://tfl.nu/xv9s

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