my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
tell me about the eggs
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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