ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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