boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?