Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
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he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
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I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.