What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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