I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
vagina is talking i cant
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
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Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
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If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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