I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
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The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
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Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
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