Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
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after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
my shit smells like andre
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
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You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
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