You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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