I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
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Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
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Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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