i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
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Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
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Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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