On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Randomize
